With Lucys blessing I set out to collect the unpublished work Id found in the archive. Heres a cute puppy begging for belly rubs, 17 of the most bafflingly banal articles from r/SlowNewsDay, This Tory MP said she had lots of facts but didnt want to get into that and it perfectly sums up politics today. From the back it looked like two halves of Edam., Im on fire/With desire/I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir!, Stop pouting/Stop shouting/You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting/I cant do it/I cant do it tonight., Not bleakly/Not meekly/Beat me on the bottom with a Womans Weekly/Lets do it/Lets do it tonight!, Our wedding night, I heard a cough / There was Harold in the doorway with his jamas off / Now look, I said, I must be blunt/I couldnt give a beggars on the whole sex front / Not me, not my scene. 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners It is forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family. an omen as welcomes the moon in a clear blue sky. Youre off and away! 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes Then along came the Lovely Other Dinosaur. He never leaves the seat up Or wet towels upon the floor The toothpaste has the lid on And he always shuts the door! So my darling, my sweetheart, my dear When you break a rule, when you act the fool When youve got the flu, when youre in a stew When youre last in the queue, dont feel blue cause Im telling you, Ill be there. Can a copy be sent to me via e-mail? (read the full poem on allpoetry.com (opens in new tab)). And makes us one in our rebirth. Yes, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away. Look at them. That you love me Youll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. In my old griefs, and with my childhoods faith. loved before Congratulations! (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud. Can I burst your blister, mister? We never did that in Delhi! This was a good 15 years before Paul Whitehouse played Arthur Atkinson on The Fast Show. 5. You're laughing at something and the wind's in your hair You were ever so slim then, and your hair was still fair, Whether youre the person getting married or someone the newlyweds have asked to share a few words, there are a few things to consider before you choose a wedding poem. And YOU are the guy wholl decide where to go. And the world is a beautiful place. I just dont like things that stop you seeing the television properly., I thought Coq au Vin was love in a lorry., A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down, and a woman is designed to say, you took your time when he comes back dripping wet., The Italians have got opera, the Spanish have got flamenco dancing. Having a hard time finding something from stepdad to stepdaughter from heaven for her wedding day. Sonnet CXVI: Let me not to the Marriage of True Minds. But if you promise to be my true love That will always be enough. Her several unused spoofs of detective drama across a 25-year period would make a show on their own. says Pooh: "Well, that's very odd 'cos I was too.
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